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Random unofficial quotes
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- "I look to gay Steve!" - Carlos Martinez
- "My heals are so narrow that I can only wear good Italian shoes...ask my mom!" - Elliott on ebay shoes
- "This 3 Series does not come with run-flats."
- "c0de|BX: i just totally contemplated having a glass of wine | thats the gayest comment today" - NovaStreamRadio.org Chat Room
- "I hot stuck at work and lust gymu out" - Sarah H.
- "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
- "I mean, you sent him your boobs!" - Erin W.
- "Where is Marc's penis?" - Sarah H
- "Better to big than to small..." - David P.
- "Let's have one drink at Champps..." - said by every Rio Grande employee. Accomplished by none of them.
- "I hate Damon, I'm a girl, he dosen't want to do me!" - Erin Wall
- "This is just like Nail Polish Remover, I have done it a million times." - Alex*
- "How am I going to get girls with cake." - Johnathan
- "I wish the internet was the way it was 10 years ago; just nerds; all these fucking frat kids and children and old people have fucked it all up" - Julian
- "This song reminds me of Kelly Clarkson." - Austin*
- "STOP! Who would buy a shirt that says Chicken Ticket?! Chicken Ticket!" - Austin*
- "Austin*: Girl you've got a long way to go it's only midnight. Elliott*: No it's not, it's 10:20. Austin*: No, the clock says midnight...wait, the clock that I didn't set says midni..." -
- "Maybe if you would share more...like a carebear" - My Mother on what I do for a living.
- "I would bet that in the 2016 election, somebody's Facebook entry will come back to bite them." - Steve Jones, head of the communications department at the University of Illinois at Chicago
- "In the study of the individual one can never overestimate the fact that the individual was meant for society." - mom
- "I've got so much energy built up inside me, I feel like I am just going to spurt all over the place like a roman candle" - Johnathan -- Rio Grande
- "Austin*: Is she talking like that because she's had a stroke or is she just stuck-up?Elliott*: NO. She's crying because her son's a cokehead and is living on the streets." - Austin & Elliott discussing a rehab reality show
- "Gurl, I could write a 20 page paper just on what Brittney wore yesterday!" - Austin Kelly*, on high school essays
- "ok so some people's mothers collect dolls and other fun collectibles. no, not my mom. today in the mail arrived her fourth louis vuitton suitcase/duffle bag. and she wonders where i get it from..." - Auto response from Jec206
- "No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz. " - Homer Simpson
- "This inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut. " - Homer Simpson
- "Oh no, I'm gonna die! Jesus, Buddag Allah I love you all!" - Homer Simpson
- "Well huzzah, huzzah. I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight. " - Mr. Burns
- "she didn't want to be white trash anymore, and I told her, you're white honney, deal with it" - Brigray02
- "Curbside To-Go @ Ruby's 5-9 - come and order from me!!!" - Auto response from JMU4WES
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates
- Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
- Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk'
- WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue
- "God may be subtle, but He isn't mean" - Albert Einstein
- "I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos" - Albert Einstein
- "God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them" - Stephen Hawking
- "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog" - Doug Larson
- "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
- "Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die" - F. Forrester Church
- "It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it" - G. K. Chesterton
- "The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway" - Bernard Avishai
- "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence" - Jeremy S. Anderson
- BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding
- Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User
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